| Monday, December 20, 2004 |
| WARNING: THIS POST IS RATED PG-13 |
I've been going back and forth, wondering whether or not to put the following on my blog because some one could be offended. But I, a minister no less, acknowledge that sex [within the boundaries of marriage] is a gift from God. So why should I be forced to treat it as if it's dirty? I did a little editing and decided to put this out there, hoping that the readership will be mature enough to appreciate it.
Everytime I see a replay of this Saturday Night Live sketch with Steve Martin I crack up, so here's my holiday humor for the season:
A Holiday Wish by Steve Martin
performed on Saturday Night Live December 1991
"If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be that all the children to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.
"If I had two wishes I could make this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace. And the second would be for 30 million dollars a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account.
"You know, if I had three wishes I could make this holiday season, the first, of course, would be for all the children of the world to get together and sing, the second would be for the 30 million dollars every month to me, and the third would be for encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe.
"And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, the first would be the crap about the kids definitely, the second would be for the 30 million, the third would be for all the power, and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year to have sex.
"Wait a minute, maybe the sex thing should be the first wish, so if I made that the first wish, because it could all go boom tomorrow, then what do you got, you know? No, no, the kids, the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. But wait a minute, who am I kidding? They're not going to be able to get all those kids together. I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible, more trouble than it's worth! So -- we reorganize! Here we go. First, the sex thing. We go with that. Second, the money. No, we got with the power second, then the money. And then the kids. Oh wait, oh jeez, I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay, I need revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in hell! That would be my fourth wish. And, of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.
"Thank you everybody and Merry Christmas."
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yet another musing of steve-o @ 3:55:00 PM  |
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